The Commonwealth of The Workers Republican Democratic Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Jaelor with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.135 billion Workers Republican Democratic Unionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratic Republic City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Workers Republican Democratic Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,499 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Supreme Leader Jaelor's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and Supreme Leader Jaelor often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Workers Republican Democratic Union's national animal is the Alien, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Leader.

The Workers Republican Democratic Union is ranked 284,949^th in the world and 190^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.